Product Placement

Dear WB,

We see right through you, as clearly as though we were wearing new Acuvue 2 contact lenses. We're smarter than that, and what's more we're not buying it.

Oooh Lois, we're so proud of you and your new Ford Crap-car. She's driving a Ford. It's a piece of crap. Give it up already.

Capitalism is great and all. Commercials, sure, whatever. Product placement is lame.

Disgustedly,
KeriG

p.s. Red Zone smells hot like Tom Welling.