Lois Lane on Smallville

Dear WB,

What were you thinking? She's not funny. She's barely even cute. She's mostly just annoying.

There's absolutely NO chemistry between her and Clark.

In fact, Tom Welling [hot] has more chemistry with all off the following:
1. Lana (duh)
2. Chloe (we're still rooting for the perennial best friend)
3. Lex (at least their relationship has passion and intrigue)
4. His mom
5. Krypto the Dog
6. a toaster

Perhaps you would consider killing her off? Or maybe she just gets in one of those horrible disfiguring car crashes and comes back as Rachel McAdams.

We appreciate your consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,
KeriG and DrugDoc