Sunday, June 11, 2006

New Favourite People

To the Rabid Monkey and Just Plain Sug,

Life is grand, and so much fun. It's a blast having you around!

Thanks for the entertainment,

KeriG and DrugDoc

Burger Crap King

Big Hucking Chicken?

BIG HUCKING CHICKEN? What the crap is hucking? If there's some other word you want to say, go ahead and say it. OH WAIT, you can't, because it's the mother of all *words. So instead you say something ridiculous. RIDICULOUS!

Who's the chicken now.

KeriG

Actor "Musicians"

Dear Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Lopez, et al

What's the deal?!? You make one movie in which you play a musician, and all of a sudden you think you've got the right to start a recording career? Enough already.

Jamie Foxx, your music is crap. And J-Ho? Without the booty and a blitz of paparazzi you'd be nothing.

You don't see Joaquin Phoenix or Reese Witherspoon recording any duets.

So really, pick a career and stick with it.

~KeriG and Drug Doc