NASCAR

Dear Friends,

For all those years I considered myself too intelligent to watch cars circle round and round a track for hours on end, I apologize. I was wrong. I get it.

I had no idea how completely hot the drivers are, even when you can't see them.

I had no idea how thrilling it is to smell burnt rubber and be covered in road grime coming off the first turn.

I had no idea how gentlemanly and cool drunken rednecks can be.

And so, to my boys Ryan Newman, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. and Kasey Kahne, I beg for your forgiveness as I submit myself, a humble fan.

Sincerely,
KeriG

Bleeding Heart Liberals

Dear Green Day,

Enough already. Your hit songs resonated with the teenage angst crowd, we get it. Translating that angst into grown up whining is completely unbecoming.

Get over yourselves or get out of this country.

Sincerely,
KeriG

Lois Lane on Smallville

Dear WB,

What were you thinking? She's not funny. She's barely even cute. She's mostly just annoying.

There's absolutely NO chemistry between her and Clark.

In fact, Tom Welling [hot] has more chemistry with all off the following:
1. Lana (duh)
2. Chloe (we're still rooting for the perennial best friend)
3. Lex (at least their relationship has passion and intrigue)
4. His mom
5. Krypto the Dog
6. a toaster

Perhaps you would consider killing her off? Or maybe she just gets in one of those horrible disfiguring car crashes and comes back as Rachel McAdams.

We appreciate your consideration in this matter.

Sincerely,
KeriG and DrugDoc

Strawberry Yogurt Burst Cheerios

Dear General Mills,

Thank you for helping me to find my "happy" taste.

Sincerely,
KeriG